DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LXI

Did you hear about .....................

1. The guy who put on a clean pair of socks every day?

2. The price of duck feathers?

3. The guy who bragged he put a jigsaw puzzle together in one day?

4. The alien dressmaker who opened a new store?

Answers:

1. By Friday, he couldn't get his shoes on.

2. They're more expensive - even down is up.

3. The box said 2-4 years.

4. It's called "Clothes Encounters."