DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LXII

Did you hear about ......................

1. The Italian chef who died?

2. The agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?

3. The kidnapping at the elementary school?

4. The crow who tried to start a social club?

5. The ship carrying red and brown paint that went aground on an island? 

 

Answers:

 

1. He pasta way last week.

2. He stayed awake all night wondering if there was a dog.

3. The teacher had to wake him up.

4. It was charged with attempted murder.

5. The crew was marooned for three days.