JOKES

Some villagers in the Ukraine owned a cow they bought in Minsk that gave a lot of milk. Wanting to breed her, they hired the services of a bull. But every time the bull approached the cow, she pushed him away. Not knowing what to do, the villagers asked the Rabbi for help.

After listening to the problem, the Rabbi asked, "Is this cow from Minsk?" 

"Yes," the villagers replied. "How did you know? You are so wise."

"My wife is from Minsk," the Rabbi said. 

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   Our book club of 8 took our oldest member out to lunch to celebrate her birthday. When the waitress came to take our order, one of the women told her, "This is a special occasion. Elsie is 92 today." 

   The waitress made seven instant enemies and one friend when she asked, "Which one is Elsie?"