DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LXIII

Did you hear about ......................

1. The support group for hypochondriacs?

2. The support group for procrastinators?

3. The seat-belt makers' court case?

4. The hip-hop drummer's court case?

5. The guy whose girlfriend asked him to take her somewhere expensive?

 

Answers:

 

1. Every member calls in sick, but they all show up for the meeting.

2. They meet twice a week for two hours, from 7:00 - 10:00

3. They were issued a restraining order.

4. He beat the rap.

5. He took her to the gas station.

 

Credit:

1: Reader's Digest 

    Submitted by Wendy Davis 

2: Joseph Appel

3-4: Cathy Millhauser 

5. Reader's Digest  

    Submitted by Yvette Simpson