STATE JOKES II

COLORADO

CONNECTICUT

KANSAS

 

Q: How do you know you're in the presence of a real Coloradan?

A: He carries his $8,000 bike on top of his $800 car.

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Q: What's the difference between Massachusetts and Connecticut? 

A: The Kennedys don't own Connecticut.

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Q: What do a jack-knifed semi driver in Ohio, a guy getting a divorce in Alabama, and a Kansas family in a tornado have in common?

A: They're all fixin' to lose a trailer.

Credit:

Reader's Digest

January, 2009