QUOTES CLXVI

Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to do the dishes.

P.J. O'Rourke

When I get one of those "Mom" headaches, I take the advice on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from children.

Roseanne Barr

No matter what you've done for yourself and humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?

Lee Iacocca

My father used to say, "Don't raise you voice. Improve your argument."

Archbishop Desmond Tutu

Every door that swings wide for you has somebody on the other side opening it.

Chris Matthews

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.

Daniel Boone