FIVE RIDDLES

1. What's an aperitif?

2. Who is the patron saint of e-mail? 

3. How do you know the Miss Universe contest is fixed?

4. Why did the slow-thinking king summon his court jesters?

5. Why do children whose parents word for the IRS hate Halloween? 

Answers:

 

1. It's the French word for a set of dentures.

2. St. Francis of a CC.

3. The winner is always from Earth.

4. He wanted his wits about him.

5. Their parents take 40% of their candy.