JOKES

Dr. to Patient: Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news? 

Patient: Give me the good news.

Dr: You're going to have a disease named after you.

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Overheard in a nutrition store: 

Receptionist to customer: I haven't taken my vitamins today. I'm walking around unprotected.

Customer to receptionist: I haven't taken my Prozac today - Everyone's walking around unprotected.

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After standing in line for two hours at the DMV, my brother finally go to the counter. As the clerk typed his name into the computer, she said, "That's odd."

   "What's wrong?" my brother asked.

   "My computer says you're deceased."

   Looking around, my brother said, "Your computer's right. I've died and gone to Hell."

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Submitted by:

1. Tyler King

2. Debra Hair

3. Fae Bunderson