DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LXV

Did you hear about ...................

1. The impersonal trainer?

2. The ballerina whose costume was lost just before the performance?

Answers:

1. Yeah, we meet at the gym, we don't talk, he works out alone, and I go home.

2. She had to wear a substitutu.

Credit:

1: George Carlin 

2. Pamela Smith in Reader's Digest