JOKES

Reader's Digest

  

Two Eskimo newly-weds spent the night together. The next morning, the bride found out she was six months pregnant.

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Reader's Digest

Submitted by Janet Keeney

After a high school basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. "Here," he said to the ref, "I think this is yours."

   "What makes you think it's mine?" asked the ref.

   "It says you have ten missed calls," said the coach.