POINTS TO PONDER LXXXI

In my youth, there were certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can say them, but you can't say "girl". 

Tom Lehrer

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.  Sit with a girl you're sweet on for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein