THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LII

What's the difference between:

1. An Israeli and an Israelite? 

2. A museum curator and a hip hop dancer?

3. An endless Congressional rant and a horse trainer?

4. Juliet's words in the balcony scene in the traditional version of Shakespeare's play, and her words in the hip version.

 

Answers:

 

1. A third fewer calories

2. A museum curator might move a bust. A hip hop dancer might bust a move.

3. One is a filibuster, the other a filly-buster.

4. In the traditional version, Juliet says, "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" In the hip version, she says, "Romeo, Romeo, where you at, Romeo?"

 

Credit:

3: David Alfred Bywaters