THREE RIDDLES

1. Why are crossword solvers bad company?

 

2. Why did the man name his racing sail boat "Bad News"?

 

3. Why are an exclusive group and a hired audience like a train? 

 

Answers:

 

1. They're always cross and down.

2. Bad news travels fast.

3. A train goes clickety-clack. 

    An exclusive group is a clique, and a hired audience is a claque.