ODDS AND ENDS

 

Reader's Digest

September, 2007

Reader's Digest sponsored a contest for readers to send in their best Yogi-isms - based on the style of Yogi Berra ("It ain't over 'til it's over." "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." "You can observe a lot just by watching.")

Runners-up:

Answer the phone. It might be somebody.

Michelle Blythe

 

Things are cheaper when you make more money.

Joanna Adams

 

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Vance Garnett

 Winner:

If you can't be on time, be early.

Timothy Snipes