SPOONERISMS XXXIII

The answers to the questions below will be spoonerisms.

What's the difference between:

1. A doctor and a baseball field groundskeeper?

2. A marine biologist and a happy dog?

3. Making the bed and vacuuming and what termites do?

4. An embarrassed black bird and devastating news, metaphorically

5. Logical thinking and a peppercorn?

6. Downed phone lines and a football team backfield?

7. One who crusades against perjury and an arsonist? 

Answers:

 

1. A doctor makes rounds and a groundskeeper rakes mounds.

 

2. A marine biologist tags a whale and a happy dog wags its tail.

 

3. Doing chores and chewing doors

 

4. A blushing crow and a crushing blow

 

5. Logical thinking is sound reasoning and a peppercorn is round seasoning.

 

6. Downed phone lines are call barriers and a football team backfield are ball carriers.

 

7. A crusader against perjury fights liars and an arsonist lights fires.