JOKES

From Reader's Digest

May, 1997 

Orben's Current Comedy 

 

When our son came home from college for the summer, I asked him how things were going.

"Good," he said

"How's the food?" I asked.

"Good."

"And the  dormitoy?"

"Good."

"They always had a good football team," I said, trying to draw him out. How do you think they'll do this year?"

"Good," he replied

"How are your studies going?"

"Good."

"Have you decided on a major yet?"

"Yes."

"What is it?" I asked

"Communications."