JOKES

1.  A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of his head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she said, furious. "You better have an explanation."

   "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the races? That was the name of the horse I bet on."

   The next morning his wife came down and slapped him again. "What was that for?" he complained.    "Your horse called last night."

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2. On a demographics survey given at our high school, students were asked, "What disadvantages do you see in having children?" 

   Usual answers included, "It's expensive to raise kids," "They take up a lot of your time." But one boy was not worried about money or responsibility. He wrote, "If I have children, I might have to drive a minivan."

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3. A hypochondriac came to his doctor with pain on his left side. "It's appendicitis, I'm sure of it," he told the doctor. The doctor explained that the appendix is on the right. "That's why it hurts so much," the hypochondriac said, "my appendix is on the wrong side."                      

 

Credits:

Reader's Digest

Submitted by 

1: LeAnn Black

2: Cherith Diemert

3. Theresa M. Fierro