POINTS TO PONDER LXXXVIII

From Reader's Digest 

Submitted by Louise Weiss

New York, NY

I asked my husband to run out for a quart of milk. When he returned empty-handed, I asked, "Where's the milk?" 

"All out," he said. "They only had pints."

Did I mention that he has a PhD? In statistics?

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Submitted by Serena S.

Mesa, Arizona

   Surfing the Net, I came across a movie poster of a man and  woman kissing passionately in the pouring rain. I called my husband over. "How come you never kiss me like that?" I asked.

   He studied the sodden couple. "It never rains like that in Arizona."