DEFINITIONS X

1. FANCY RESTAURANT: One that serves cold soup on purpose

2. HORS D'OEUVRES: A sandwich cut into 20 pieces

3. NARCISSIST: Someone better looking than you are. 

4. WHOM: A word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler

5. PSYCHIATRIST: Someone who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing

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From Reader's Digest: 

1. Submitted byDoug Larson

2. Submitted by Terry Marchal  

3.  Gore Vidal

4. Calvin Trillin 

5. Joey Adams