JOKES

From Reader's Digest

Submitted by Diana L. Young 

My husband had just returned from a five-day hunting trip, and I had planned a romantic evening for us. As I was unpacking his bag, I heard him say behind my back, "Oh, baby, did I miss you!" I turned to give him a hug. He was kissing the TV remote.

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From Reader's Digest

Contributed by Lois Biles

   My nephew John had outgrown a relatively new shirt, so he threw it in the waste basket. His mother found it and put it back in his dresser. So John put the shirt in the family's bag of items to donate to charity. But his mother found it again, and John found it stacked neatly in his drawer. 

   John finally solved the problem. He put the shirt on his mother's sewing table and never saw it again.