JOKES

From Reader's Digest

Submitted by Deborah P. Arendosh

   After a car crashed into our house, a bricklayer specializing in property restoration came by to survey the damage. "I want you to pretend that you're working on your own house when you do this job," I said.

   "Okay," he answered, "I'll be back in 20 years."

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From Reader's Digest

July, 1997

Contributed by Kay Schwalbach 

   While we were vacationing in Las Vegas a few years ago, the motion picture Casino, set in the '70s, was being filmed at our time-share club.

   Somehow my husband managed to have us included as extras in the movie, and we were escorted to wardrobe. My husband had his sideburns lengthened and was given a leisure suit to wear. I was told that my clothes were just fine.