JOKES

Reader's Digest

Contributed by Doris Doud

   A priest went into a Washington, D.C. barbershop, got his hair cut and asked how much he owed. "No charge," the barber said. "I consider it a service to the Lord." When the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, he found found a dozen small prayer booklets on the stoop along with a thank-you note from the priest.

   A few days later, a police officer came in. "How much do I owe you?" the officer asked after his haircut. "No charge, officer," the barber answered. "I consider it a service to my community." The next morning the barber found a dozen public safety booklets on the stoop along with a thank-you note from the officer.

   A few days after that, a Senator walked in for a haircut. "How much do I owe you?" he asked afterward. "No charge," the barber replied. "I consider it a service to my country." The next morning when he arrived at the shop the barber found a dozen more Senators on the stoop.