PARAPROSDOKIANS XXXII

From Reader's Digest

Ron Dentinger

SALESMAN: You make a small down payment and then you don't make any more payments for six months.

CUSTOMER: Who told you about us?

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From Reader's Digest

Andy Andrews

FATHER: When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to get to school.

SON: Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President.