NINE RIDDLES

1. How do honeymooners travel?

 

2. How does an extended family travel?

 

3. Ho does a military intelligence officer travel?

 

4. How does a seismologist travel?

 

5. Why is an electric guitar always loud?

 

6. What do you call a reciprocal agreement between two cephalopods?

 

7. What do you call women who get married on 3/15? 

 

8. Why shouldn't someone with a heavy Brooklyn accent read Aesop's fables aloud?

9. After 115 years together, Bibi (male) and Poldi, a mated pair of giant tortoises at an Austrian zoo, had a fight and are no longer on speaking terms. The Week asked its readers to suppose the last sentence one of the spoke to the other. (Winner's answer below)

Answers:

 

1. By bridal train

2. By relationship

3. In a think tank

4. In a fault plane

5. An Electric guitAR is EAR splitting.

6. Squid pro quo

7. The brides of March

8. Because they would become Aesop's foibles.

9. Bibi to Poldi: "Your 90-year-old sister is hot."