CLASSIFIED ADS IV

Can you think of a pitch to draw attention to these garage sale items?

 

1. Old TV with a broken volume knob - $10

2. Baseball mitt, has a small hole - $1 

3. Guitar, never used - $15

4. Textbook, a few pages torn out - $2

5. Flashlight without batteries - $0

Answers:

 

1. CAN'T TURN THAT DOWN!

2. DROP EVERYTHING

3. NO STRINGS ATTACHED

4. LIMITED EDITION

5. FREE OF CHARGE 

 

Credits:

1:    Tim Vine

2-5: Jeff Kremer

        NY Times Crossword 

        Nov. 28, 2021