THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIV 

What's the difference between:

1. A witch doctor and a dermatologist?

 

2. A computer and a lawyer?

 

3. An encore and a defective drapery notice?

 

Answers:

 

1. The letter "W". (A dermatologist is an itch doctor.)

 

2. A computer gets smarter and half as expensive every two years. 

3. A curtain call and a curtain recall.

Credits:

2. Reader's Digest

    E. Burns in San Francisco Bay Guardian

3. Pamela Amick Klawitter