WHAT DID YOU SAY? XXVIII

From Reader's Digest

Submitted by Tom Buoye

   A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six."

   A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk. 

   "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?" his wife asks.

   He replies, "They had avocados."