LIFE IN THESE UNITED STATES III

From Reader's Digest 

Contributed by Tiffany Brown 

Blue Springs, Missouri

   I eavesdropped on two of my language arts students. The first one asked, "Did you warsh your hands?" 

   "It's not warsh, it's wash," said the other. "The r is silent."

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From Reader's Digest

Submitted by Adam Joshua Smargon 

Newark, Delaware

I just watched by dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.