RIDDLES
1. What letter is nine inches long?
2. What do you call a how-to book for ventriloquists?
3. When is a forbidding atmosphere a good thing?
4. Why is it that there is not a moment we can call our own?
5. Why was the guy who bought a Uranium ore sample complaining?
6. During my sophomore year at Whitman College in Walla Walla, Washington, I was having trouble deciding on a major. In an agonizing discussion with my advisor, I decided to double major in astrophysics and theater. Getting up to leave, I said, "Thanks for your help. But what am I going to do once I graduate?" What was the advisor's answer?
Answers:
1. Y - it's one fourth of a yard
2. Dummies for Dummies
3. At an auction
4. Because the moments are not hours.
5. He said, "I purchased this product 4.47 billion years ago, and when I opened it today, it was half empty."
6. "You could be a star."
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