Tuesday, August 30, 2022

RIDDLES

1. What letter is nine inches long?

2. What do you call a how-to book for ventriloquists?

3. When is a forbidding atmosphere a good thing?

4. Why is it that there is not a moment we can call our own?

5. Why was the guy who bought a Uranium ore sample complaining?

6. During my sophomore year at Whitman College in Walla Walla, Washington, I was having trouble deciding on a major. In an agonizing discussion with my advisor, I decided to double major in astrophysics and theater. Getting up to leave, I said, "Thanks for your help. But what am I going to do once I graduate?" What was the advisor's answer?

 Answers:

1. Y - it's one fourth of a yard

2. Dummies for Dummies

3. At an auction

4. Because the moments are not hours.

5. He said, "I purchased this product 4.47 billion years ago, and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

6. "You could be a star."   

Credits:

2: The Enigma  
    May, 2022
    WITZ
5: Reader's Digest
    Submitted by Patrick J. McGovern
6: Reader's Digest 
    Contributed by Michael Burles

 

 

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