GOOD IDEA - TOO BAD IT DIDN'T WORK

From Reader's Digest

Living in a zoo is a dull life. So, in an effort to liven things up for their chimp Gina, zookeepers in Seville, Spain installed a TV set in her cage. They taught the little simian how to use the remote, and Gina took to it quickly. 

While channel surfing, Gina discovered the porn station to which she is now addicted.