JOKES

From Reader's Digest 

Submitted by Patrick Klever

 On a trip to Sweden, I asked a few people where I could find some good local cuisine.

 "This is a pretty cosmopolitan city, so you could find just about any kind of international food that you'd

 like," said on man. "But if you want truly local cuisine, get the meatballs at IKEA." 

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   A guy arrives at the hospital with two burned ears. "How'd it happen?" asks the nurse. 

   "I was ironing my shirt when the phone rang," he explains. "Instead of the phone, I picked up the iron."

   "How'd you burn the other ear?"

   "They called back."