THE STATE OF THINGS

Emily Cox and Henry Rathvon

 

Q: What do you call bad dogs in the Beaver State?

A: ORBITERS (Oregon biters)

 

1. What do you call women of the Bay State?

2. What do you call  Golden State baseball team?

3. What do you call a Pelican State thug?

4. What do you call an Evergreen State party?

5. What do you call girls from the Show Me State?

6. What do you call traffic signals in the First State? 

Answers:

 

1. MALADIES

2. CANINE

3. LAGOON

4. WABASH

5. MOLASSES

6. DELIGHTS