FIVE RIDDLES

1. Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race?

2. What do you call a dinosaur with a good vocabulary?

3. What did the robot say at the low-scoring baseball game.

4. What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs?

5. (On the phone with my Mom)

    Me: What's your secret to 55 years of marriage?

    Mom: ?????

 

Answers:

 

1. It ended in a tie.

 

2. A Thesaurus

 

3. "Hey, let's score some runs. If I wanted to look at 0's and 1's all day, I'd have gone to work."

 

4. Shake hands 

 

5. "We never hated each other on the same day."