HONEST LABELS

Some labels and taglines we're unlikely to see:

1. HALLMARK: When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation

2. CLIFF NOTES: They're still going to know you didn't read the book.

3. DISNEYLAND: The Happiest Place on Earth If You Can Afford It 

4. WALMART: Save Money. Live Better. Exploit Workers.

5. CHICKEN SOUP: It won't cure you, but it couldn't hurt.

6. SEE'S CANDY: A happy habit for ruining you teeth and raising your blood sugar

Credits:

1-2: Reader's Digest 

5-6: Joseph Appel