JOKES

1)

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a Type O."

 

2)

Kid: Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?

Mommy: Because there's a wedding going on.

Kid: But Mommy, isn't the horn a warning signal?

Mommy: Yes 

Credit:

1: Reader's Digest

    July/August, 2021

    Submitted by Vincent Gottschalk

2. Reader's Digest

    March, 2021