QUOTES CXLVI 

Silence can never be misquoted. 

Calvin Coolidge

 

Music is the only language in which you cannot say anything mean.

John Erskine

 

All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities.

Frank Herbert

 

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money.

Dear Abby

 

It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.

Mignon McLaughlin

 

Here's the  problem with fruit: It's inconsistent. Some apples are delicious; some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great; sometimes they are disgusting. You know what's the same every time? Doritos

Author Unknown

 

A reader wrote to Dear Abby complaining that a gay couple was moving in across the street. He wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood. Abby's response:

"You could move."