NINE RIDDLES

1. What do you call a plumber's helper?

2. What was the diplomat's favorite color?

3. What do you call a piano after taxes?

4. What has a head and a tail that will never meet?

5. What instrument can't be bought - for any price?

6. When on base, how can you find a military officer ASAP?

7. What's the one fault for which you can only blame yourself?

8.What did the tenor ask the soprano before he told her a risque joke? 

9. Why was Reverend Spooner such a good spinning wheel salesman?

Answers:

1. A drainee 

2. Plaid

3. A harp

4. A coin

5. A voice

6. Take a nap

7. A tennis serve called a fault

8. "Aria ready for this?"

9. He had a winning spiel.