GAMES Magazine

March, 2004

Paul Angiolillo 

Fill in the blanks with the name of a world city to complete a bad pun. Choose from the alphabetical list below the clues.

1. When you travel, you meet new people. Always be _____ to everyone.

2. If you are offended, be forgiving. Remember, the measure of _____ is self-control.

3.When you get to a new city, it's a good idea to sign up for a tour. But you probably _____ your limited budget. So just _____ around and see where your feet will take you.

4. _____ the best way to travel in most places? Railways. When you're looking for a place to sit, though, always peek inside _____ to make sure it's not too crowded or noisy. 

5. If you're in London, don't count on finding any Jewish _____ food. But you might find a _____ food place. In any case, there's a museum there with authentic WWII planes. You can sit inside a cockpit or _____.

6. A tip for the Far East: When you're in Japan or Thailand, avoid hanging around and touching the sacred statues. Nobody likes a _____. But the Japanese love their karaoke bars. So go ahead - don't be shy - no one cares if you _____ rendition of a popular song. The worst that can happen is that you'll hear _____ from the audience. A lot of those _____ personalities unwind in those places.

7. You'll be _____ great time! Take _____ bike ride to see the beautiful scenery. Traveling is all good. What do you have _____?

Algiers, Amman, Bombay, Budapest,

Canton, Dakar, Delhi, Havana,

Juneau, Oslo, Rome, Seoul,

Seville, Singapore, Taipei, Toulouse

 

Answers:

 

1. Seville

2. Amman

3. Canton, Rome

4. Juneau, Dakar

5. Delhi, Seoul, Bombay 

6. Budapest, Singapore, Algiers, Taipei

7. Havana, Oslo, Toulouse