BAD PUNS XXXV

1. What was General Custer's Scottish girlfriend doing in Miami Beach?

2. How do we know that Elvis preferred steak cooked rare?

3. Why do people who suffer from fear of enclosed places have a hard time at Christmas?

Answers:

1. Custer's lass tanned.

2. He sang, "Love meat tender."

3. They have CLAUStrophobia. 

 

Credits:

1-2: Mark Meiches 

       (in the 2022 Bulwer-Lytton contest) 

3: Donald J. Hicks, Jr.