IMPLOSION OF THE UNIVERSE DANGERS

Joseph Appel

1. Looking up the word "dictionary" in the dictionary

 

2. A forklift lifting a load of forks

 

3. Reading Dickens' Great Expectations for the first time and saying, "It wasn't as great as I expected."

4. "I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

    "Why, what did she tell you?"

    "I don't know. I didn't listen."

Credit:

4: Douglas Adams