QUOTES CLVIII

Once folks rode horses, only the rich had cars. Now we all have cars, only the wealthy own horses.

From The Enigma

 

Maytag washing machine sought for questioning as an appliance of interest concerning disappearance of sock

From The Enigma

 

The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

Sigmund Freud

 

Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother - so the dog can be fed.

Author Unknown

If a man stood with his right foot on a hot stove and his left foot on a block of ice, statisticians would assert that, on average, he was comfortable.

Author Unknown

 

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy - except that they are so.

Author Unknown 

 

Comparison is the thief of joy.

Theodore Roosevelt

Experts have determined that the most effective way to stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan is to take away its little broom.

Author Unknown