SPOONERISMS XXXVI

The Enigma

NPL Magazine

March, 2023

A. CHEMEM 

The cuewords to this flat, ONE and TWO, are two-word phrases that are spoonerisms - that is, their initial sounds have been switched (right lane - light rain). 

My aunt and uncle have a shop,

They call it Doughnut Joy.

Their young son works in there as well,

Though still an eighth-grade boy.

It was his shift when I went by

And joined the longish queue.

"Give me a ONE," I said to him,

And that is what  my TWO.

HINTS:

ONE = _ _ _ _ _ ,   _ _ _

TWO = _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _

 

Answers:

 

DOZEN, KID

COUSIN DID