WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

GAMES Magazine

September, 2001

A man was driving down Elm Street in an old car full of penguins. A patrol car stopped him and the officer said, "You can't carry penguins around like that; take them to the zoo." The next day the same officer saw the same car with the same birds. This time they were all sporting sunglasses. "I thought I told you to take these animals to the zoo," he told the driver. What did the driver say?

Answer:

"I did. And they liked it so much that I'm driving them to the beach today."