QUOTES CLXXIII

Irony is wasted on the stupid.

Oscar Wilde

 

Use tasteful words - in case you have to eat them.

Author Unknown

 

It's better to be a has-been than a never-was. 

Author Unknown

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

John Lennon

I haven't spoken to my wife in a week. It's rude to interrupt.

Red Skelton

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.

Dave Barry

Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein