RIDDLES AND JOKES

1. What do you call it when a psychiatrist says, "I'm afraid our time is up?"

 

2. What do you call a small horse with a single parasite?

 

3. Did you hear about the proud counterfeiter? 

 

4. Why are the elves in Santa's workshop always behind schedule? 

 

5. A guy breaks falls for a new girl named Clare Lee. But he already has a girlfriend named Lorraine. He breaks up with Lorraine. What does he say?

 

Answers:

 

1. Shrink wrap

2. A one-tic pony

3. He has the first dollar he ever made.

4. They're always short-staffed. 

5. "I can see Clare Lee now - Lorraine has gone. 

Credit:

1: Mary Crane