LA Times Crossword

September 6, 2023

Dan Margolis (1-4)

TAKE MY ADVICE (not original title)

 

1. Good advice for an angry person / Bad advice for a novice dairy farmer

 

2. Good advice for a complainer / Bad advice for someone blowing out birthday candles

 

3. Good advice for a public speaker / Bad advice for an impersonator

 

4. Good advice for an impatient person / Bad advice for a Chippendales' dancer 

 

5. Good advice for someone holding a grudge / Bad advice for someone holding a life preserver in the ocean 

6. Good advice for someone considering a big decision / Bad advice for someone who can lie on a bed of nails

7. Good advice for a Kindergartner / Bad advice for a blackmailer

8. Good advice for walking on a pool deck / Bad advice for someone escaping from a fire

9. Good advice for someone with a short temper / Bad advice preceding a rocket launch

10. Good advice if you're a little overweight / Bad advice if you're a Sumo wrestler

Answers:

 

1. Don't have a cow.

2. Save your breath.

3. Just be yourself.

4. Keep your shirt on. 

5. Let it go. 

6. Sleep on it. 

7. Show and tell.

8. Walk don't run.

9. Count to ten. 

10. Lose a few pounds.