POINTS TO PONDER CVII

Bob Odenkirk 

A tattoo, drawn in permanent ink, will stay on your body forever. So you need to make the right choice. With this in mind, we have three criteria you should follow when tattoo hunting:

1. Do not be in a hurry.

2. Do not be drunk.

3. Do not be drunk and in a hurry.

****************************

Bill Bryson

From The Thunderbolt Kid (modified)

One of the great myths of life is that childhood passes quickly. In fact, time moves slowly in the world of children - so slowly, for example, that the week before Christmas is functionally immeasureable.