RIDDLES

1. What's worse than rainy days and Mondays?

2. What did the over-stressed woodworker need?

3. What do you get if you cross a magician and a potato?

4. What is soy milk?

5. Why don't buffaloes use cell phones?

6. What's the difference between a squirrel laying up nuts and a man saving up dollars?

7. At Mary's twentieth high school reunion, she got the award for having the most children (8). The award was a large bottle of aspirin. What did Mary say when she declined the award?

Answers:

1. Rain on Monday

2. A whittle vacation

3. A prestidigi-tater

4. Regular milk identify itself in Spanish

5. They can't afford the roaming charges.

6. The squirrel knows when to stop.

7. "I've never had a headache." 

Credits:

1: Dave Mackey

2: Lynn Lempel