How many _______ does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Doctors

2. Telemarketers

3. New Yorkers

4. Birds

5. Narcissists

6. Paranoid people

7. Psychiatrists 

8. Chiropractors

9. Televangelists

10. Jewish mothers

 

Answers:

 

1. Doctors - It depends on the light bulb's insurance

 

2. Telemarketers - Only 1, but it has to be during dinner

 

3. New Yorkers - None of your business

 

4. Birds - Toucan do it

 

5. Narcissists - 1 ...... to hold the light bulb while the world turns around him 

 

6. Paranoid people - Who wants to know?

 

7. Psychiatrists - 1, but the light bulb has to want to change

 

8. Chiropractors - 1, but it takes six visits

 

9. Televangelists - 1, but only if you send in a donation today

 

10. Jewish mothers - Don't worry about it. I'll just sit here in the dark.