BAD PUNS XXXVIII

The Puzzlemaster Presents

Will Shortz 

Fill in the name of an animal in each blank to complete a bad pun.

For example: Someone of your intelligence ______ to know better.

                                                                      OTTER

1. If you have to lift your car off the ground to change a tire, this _____ do the trick.

2. In case it's cool on my vacation, _____ warm sweater in my suitcase.

3. She's smart. She's beautiful. She's sweet. She's the _____ of my dreams

4. When my wife asked, "What's the weather like, honey?" I said, "It looks like _____."

5. Is it for chicken or beef you have a hankering, or is it for _____?

6. On his deathbed, the crazy millionaire zookeeper _____ his entire estate.

Answers:

 

1. JACKAL

2. ALPACA

3. GORILLA

4. REINDEER

5. PORCUPINE

6. WILDEBEEST